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A Few Thoughts
on Housework - Nude and Otherwise!
Nude Housework
Facts
* Pamela Anderson reportedly did her housework in the nude.
Emma
Bunton from the Spice Girls also liked to do the chores naked.
* People admitted
to emergency wards often use slipping while cleaning in the
nude as the reason for having household objects stuck in their
bums.
* Nudists recommend
easing oneself into their lifestyle by getting around the house
nude, and doing a spot of nude housework.
* There is a growing trend in the male escort industry to offer
nude housework as a service to women.
* You can now buy a gift certificate the promises your lover
an afternoon of nude housework, redeemable upon presentation
of the voucher.
* 40 percent
of Americans iron in the nude.
Read more about nude housework in the Planet
Sex column at For The Girls!
Quotes
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller,
Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first
four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp,
The Naked Civil Servant, 1968
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you. - John Skow
The obvious and fair
solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework
for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The
trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated
notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before
long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade
as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers
and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never
clean anything. - Dave Barry
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing
the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and
duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is
blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
- James Dent
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Amazing Planet of Sex
* Did
you know that in Germany, a man set himself up as a special
psychic who could tell the future by feeling people's bottoms?
* Or that if British women had to choose between sex with Brad
Pitt and a Creme Brulee, they'd take the dessert?
* Did you know that 28% of survey respondents thought presidential
candidate Al Gore wore a sexy thong while on the campaign trail?
* Or that on May 9 every year, the Brazililan city of Esperanta
holds its annual Orgasm Day?
The world is full of crazy sex stories, and I'm pleased to say
that I get to write about them every month. You won't believe
some of the weird stuff I read about... and only a small amount
makes it into my column Planet Sex at For The Girls ezine.
It's a lot of fun, wondering why so many women have cut off
their husband's penises, or why Pandas need porn to procreate.
If you want to read all the Planet Sex columns, you'll find
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-
Karen J, writer.
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